2 dark Park

Pear into the mind of a individual who has lost all coherent thought of himself and others. A person who walks amongst the zombies of everyday life. Breaking free from the bonds of society has never been stronger. Walking backwards with the shadows and never missing the beat of the planet. Wanderer of the roads that lead him to the super highway of fortune or poverty. A man with a cam and a heart to balance the weight on his shoulders. Enter Shootist.

OUT OF ORDER

The Insane Travel by Bus (EXLUSIVE UPDATE)
10.16.01 - Submitted by NandP

Dear 2dP

I was on the bus during the decapitation of the young women. The horrible scene unfolded before my eyes as I took pictures of the landscape. The entire thing happened so fast I was surprised to receive this shocking photo with my prints from my local K-mart. Early reports said the man with the Jesus beard ripped the girls head off, but when I went to the FBI they showed me a different story. They pointed out the hand reaching from the rear of the seat. This alarmed me since the man beside the girl is in a federal prison, while the other man is on the loose.

Well I guess its alot safer to hitchhike now considering the latest troubles with transportation services. Take care guys and don't eat anthrax, Mr Yuck.

Sincerely John R Fobes

The Trash Bin and the Burning Bush Presentation
10.21.01 - Submitted by NandP
Since the tragedy in New York many people have created content about Osama Bin Laden. Here is another movie surrounding current events to relax those paranoid nerves. The Arabic wavs contain no hidden messages for Bin's sleeper agents. If you speak Arabic you'll probably either laugh or want to kill me.

At first I wanted to create a pleasant documentary on apes controlling the planet Mars. The apes horrifically advance is technology and return to Earth to wipe out the human race. The script didn't work out like I had planned. When I finished the final and played it for myself I was disgusted with what I had created. So grab a tissue and that bottle of lotion. Lube up cause this will be the last time on planet Earth.