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2002- Nailed Tight November
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The Future is [Almost] Now
11.28.02
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Submitted by "correction - fonseca" |
Where’s
my flying car? This question occupies my thoughts
as I sit in rush hour traffic, slowly inching
forward over cracked asphalt and peering down
this stretch of crowded highway in frustration,
until it is obscured in the distance by a hazy
cloud of exhaust. What happened to the optimistic
dreams of the 50s?
Cars would fly, conveniently and quickly transporting
us to our every destination. Highways and roads
would be replaced with wooded, manicured parks
and winding paths. Not to mention the certain
end to world hunger and a robot in every house
to do the cooking and cleaning. All by the year
2000! |
More:
That
deadline has come and gone, so I decided to see what
the holdup was.
Comments:
Send
me back to the future you damn miget from hell. Dont
look at me like that. |
NFS:6
- "the physics absolutely BLOW"
11.17.02
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Submitted by "mortal_wombat" |
BWhelp....About
three weeks ago I went out and got Need For Speed:
Hot Pursuit 2.
I didn't even dl the demo of this game assuming
from the previous NFS s that it would be
a high quality game with great replays and everything..I
was expecting NFS:Pu and more.
Boy was i wrong.. |
More:
go
out and pay $39.99
Comments:
for
yet another high quality EA game (being sarcastic hehe) |
Contemplating
the Death of My Dog
11.06.02
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Submitted by "old painless" |
| A
little over 12 years ago, I came home from work
to find no one at home. Even though I didn't remember
any soccer practices, or doctor's appointments
being on the calendar, I idly wondered where everyone
was but didn't give it a whole lot of thought.
Shortly though, the door burst open and my 10
year old daughter and her 8 year old brother came
in grinning from ear to ear. |
More:
As
a child, I had three dogs and none of them lived to
old age.
Comments:
Every
kid needs a dog. |
The
Naked Truth
11.03.02
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Submitted by "anonymous" |
The
advent of the Internet allows everyday people
to see the extraordinary phenomena that Man would
never encounter in real life. I am speaking, of
course, of celebrity nude pics.
A simple search in Google reveals millions of
websites dedicated to these rare objects of Man’s
affection. Unfortunately, most of these supposed
“pics” are fake, edited, etc. |
More:
The
pictures speak for themselves.
Comments:
But,
wait a second, did I just see? |
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