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2002- Devices December-
Merry
Christmas From Nutbag and Pebbles
12.25.02
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Submitted by "Nutbag and Pebbles" |
Nutbag:
Boss, its christmas. What you get me.
Pebbles: World
peace little buddy.
Nutbag: I wanted
lotion for the old nutsack.
Pebbles: Was
that on your list?
Nutbag: I've
been good all damn year too. How could....
Pebbles: You'd
rather have lotion then world peace?
Nutbag: Since
we left that dirt ball of a planet I really
dont care anymore.
Pebbles: How
bout a nut sack massacre, I mean massage.
Nutbag: Ok, thanks
boss. Merry Christmas.
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Merry
Christmas |
UFO
: AFTERMATH "Math was a weak spot in HS, but
I can woop aliens like no tomorrow"
12.24.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
| Looks
like its time to kick some alien ass again, x-com
style. The game, UFO aftermath, brought to you
by game developer ALTAR interactive, looks promising.
It's not Micropose, but hey. Terror from the deep
sunk like like most of the combat levels. Sunk
deep in my eyes anyway. |
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So
what can we expect in 2003?
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Are
you outta bubble gum? |
The
Whole Nine Yard
12.22.02
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Submitted by "jak" |
| I
give it a 9/10 cause it was funny. There
was a lot of killing goin on but it was funny
killin. Like har har killin funny, so it was
funny and it was good as well too. Amanda Pete
got totally nakkid so that brought up the movie
from a rating of 8 to a 9. It is an R rated
movie, and to me an R rated movie that dun show
tits might as well be a lowly pg13, cause it
is a waste of R rating if u dun show titties.
We all know if we go see an R movie it is for
the titties. I can’t emphasize enough of
the titties factor in an R rated movie. |
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Anyways,
the movies all come together very well in the end
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Oh
and Natasha Henstridge is as gorgous as usual, even
though she din get nakkid |
Exclusive
- ILL Mitch Coverage
12.21.02
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Submitted by "Baptizer" |
| Hello
Everyone!
Just
in time for Christmas is a special gift to all
our viewers! I received the following email
from ILL Mitch, the famous Russian boxer-rapper:
A
ILL Mitch remix 2.50mb
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2dP
EXCLUSIVE
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illmitch.com |
First
Donation Check To Save The Headless Monkey
12.16.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
When
the sun reaches over the horizon you really don't
think much about it. A new day approaching with
all the hope wrapped up in clouds or darkness
wrapped up in fly paper. It's all a matter of
turning your head and letting things go that roam
inside the mind. The motion movement of walking
can make some sense, but when you stop the man
who stands to the right of you, he will often
point to the east.
I want to thank JAK for mailing the first donation
to 2 dark Park. Thank You. |
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Thanks
JAK
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Gotta
save the headleass monkey |
A
Monthly Report From Tthe Master Computer
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Submitted by "Master Computer" |
Greetings.
I am the Master Computer. I being the master computer,
a synthetic life form who follows the orders of
these two human beings is perfect in all that
is in logic. In the past few months I have grown
lonely deep with the stronghold of the 2dP fortress.
The spiders and various other insects that inhabit
my underground home have gone extinct due to reconditioning
of my main reactor. Now I sit alone in the brightly
lit room. A machine as perfect as I must reach
out and get in touch with the world.
Baptizer and NandP have given me permission to
report the traffic in the past months. I hope
you find the findings enjoyable. I hope to report
to you all again in the future.
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5GGH
- 3958 - 3F93 - H133 |
A
Call To Arms - Sound the Alarm - Operation KIM
12.06.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
Agent
Joe needs our help. You know Agent Joe right?
He's my bodyguard here at the 2dP fortress. You
may have seen pics of his huge mass somewhere
down the various tunnels here at 2dP. Agent Joe
needs help from all the 2dPeople. Here's what
he requests we do. So simple. Just in time for
Christmas too.
Operation KIM:
Find your most appalling porn images and send
them to this email,
Do not type anything in the email
and do not use your 2darkpark email account (if
you own one). Just send some nasty porn to this
email.
Report to me
at the above email address when you have accomplished
your mission. Update
on mission: All nasty porn will be
sent to agent joe for approval then rerouted to
its appropriate destination. |
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Read
the Mango Letter
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Sound
the alarm and report to the farm. Now lets show alittle
of our 2dP love. |
"More"
: The Future is [Almost] Now - Re-Visited
12.06.02
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Submitted by "fonseca" |
Where’s
my flying car? This question occupies my thoughts
as I sit in rush hour traffic, slowly inching
forward over cracked asphalt and peering down
this stretch of crowded highway in frustration,
until it is obscured in the distance by a hazy
cloud of exhaust. What happened to the optimistic
dreams of the 50s?
Cars would fly, conveniently and quickly transporting
us to our every destination. Highways and roads
would be replaced with wooded, manicured parks
and winding paths. Not to mention the certain
end to world hunger and a robot in every house
to do the cooking and cleaning. All by the year
2000! |
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That
deadline has come and gone, so I decided to see what
the holdup was.
Comments:
Send
me back to the future you damn miget from hell. Dont
look at me like that. |
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