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2002- Moddy Basket May
Under
the Ground Puppers Sleeps with the Big Red
05.29.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
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I'd
like to dedicate this article to a dog friend of me
and baptizers. His name was Puppers and he was with
us during our childhood. Some of you may not be dog
owner, but to those who are, puppers gave us a sense
of feeling towards the world. All puppers wanted was
for some one to brush him, play ball with him, and
beat him when he shit and pissed all over the floor.
2dP has created some art work in memorial of our long
lost friend.
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Art work
in memorial of our long lost friend
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All
puppers wanted was for some one
to brush him |
3
Million People Will Suddenly Disappear From This Earth
05.27.02
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Submitted by "G" |
When you hear the wacko down the street yelling the
world is coming to an end you automatically think crazy.
Why is that? The majority of the time it is crazy banter
spewing forth false predictions about how, when , and
why its going to end. The whys are obvious. The hows
are limitless. Now the whens would have to be the most
difficult to predict.
In this article I will prove the hows, whys, and the
most shocking the when this will all take place on our
little planet sitting in the ghetto of a universe.
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The
hows, the whys, and the most shocking the when!
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I
hear the wacko down the street standing in a doorway
yelling get off the damn grass.
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The
Bermuda Triangle Island Vacation - Join Us Or....
05.21.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
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2dP's
Bermuda Triangle Island is now open to the public
who have reservations to visit the area. All guests
to the island will be under constant observation by
both security personal and numerous cameras. Keep
your hands clean and we wont have problems.
Families of nine total in groups of three will travel
by ship to the Doughboy Dock where identification
and background checks are processed. More info will
be supplied at the isle
section.
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Alterations
to the map may be changed without warning to the tourist. |
First
Baby Donated to 2dP Factory of Repetitious
05.17.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
Thanks
Justin for sending us your child. Her skills will provide
the facility with a higher sense of security.
For 3 straight days we have hammered her with visual
promotional clips from our central nerve protofolical
plant. If all goes well and the data collected properly
we may see some improvements on the job front. When
we speak of improvements we mean promotions. The picture
to the left is baby gessika at her training station.
From the picture she appears happy to be working within
the factory rules and regulations. Hope you like the
car, and the fruit basket.
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Her
skills will provide the facility with a higher sense
of security. |
The
Spectacle That is Keyboard
05.14.02
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Submitted by "renfi3ld666" |
I’m
sure most of you are aware of a certain recent addition
to our little community that has been causing quite
the ruckus. Yes I’m referring to that oh-so-cute
little doggie-avatar-using female, keyboard. So cute
in fact that she has not only seemingly driven off Tala,
our other female regular, (whose posting has dropped
off sharply since the beginning of may, or what I refer
to as, “keyboard mania”), but she has single
handedly driven several forum regulars to profess their
undying love for her. Well here, for the first time,
is an exclusive interview with her.
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now, without any further ado, the real meat of this
story.
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Yes
I’m referring to that oh-so-cute little doggie-avatar-using
female, keyboard. |
Dung
Siege - The Gayest Game on the Block
05.14.02
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Submitted by "G" |
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Enter
the realm where just killing the evil enemy is
not enough. Where Your enemy wants to anally rape
you and leave you dead screaming on the ground.
Is your ass prepared for nonstop action through
a world of steel against steel, magic against
Magic, and ass against ass? |
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Steel
against steel, magic against Magic, and ass against
ass?
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Is
your ass prepared? |
Propaganda,
In Mass Production Across All Fronts
05.09.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
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Starting
in June all parents around the United States
will hand over all children under the age of
twelve at midnight that night to 2dP.
Air fair and hotel reservations will be sent
to you as soon as our master computer receives
your child's information. Any attempt to run
to Canada for sanctuary will be useless. We
have operatives on staff across the globe.
Do not ask questions
Do not investigate in the matter
Do not answer the phone until midnight
Do not believe
Do not see |
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Do
not answer the phone until midnight |
Q-bert
Stirs Controversy
05.08.02
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Submitted by "G" |
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c@taly$t wrote on 05-02-2002 07:09 PM: -
I have now seen two 2dP graphics making fun of Q-bert.
Not sure what you have against Q-bert, but quit
making
fun of the game. I'm sure you could use Q-bert in a
more positive light in association with 2dP, rather
than always saying how stupid it is.
Make
fun of Pacman or something, but please leave Q alone.
Maybe if you actually spent the hundreds of hours playing
Q-bert that I did you would understand that not only
do I have a point, but it isn't all that bad a game..
far from stupid. Thank
you,
Catalyst
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Not
sure what you have against Q-bert, but quit
making
fun of the game. |
Counter
Strike VS Pikachu and Cobra
05.02.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
While
searching the web I came across a wav called counter
strike vs pikachu. I forget where I found this and some
of you may have heard it before. I added some backup
for pikachu's battle against goodness.
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