Archive- 2002- Jo Jo Juice July

 Paulina Is My Name
 07.30.02
- Submitted by "Doughboy"
Ok, here's the story my friends. Last Night on reg's, I put my name as Paulina, simmy put his at death_beetle and fons put his as *_*. They started to hit on me just for fun. But then prophet logs on, he starts hitting on me hard-core style. Oh yea, he gave me his IM. So I met him....hehe....

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But then prophet logs on, he starts hitting on me hard-core style.

 The First Items Have Arrive
 07.26.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
 

The first items have arrive here at the fortress and I must say these came out better then I expected. The fabric is to die for! Forget what images are on them, just feel the fabric. What's more exciting is when the fabric is touching your skin. Also, these shirts will block all that nasty radiation geminating from the sun and has been tested in our laboratory to reduce the amount of hair loss on your back. Now that's a plus right ladies? Why does it do this? Who?

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This will take you to the T-shirts thread.

 A Night At The Oval Office
 07.25.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
 

Bush: Welcome to the oval office. I hope your stay will be satiable. Please no cameras or weapons. Lets play smart. We will make this world a better place for you!

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A Night At the Oval Office.
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The hoff will strike when you least expect it.

 The Third Day
 07.25.02
- Submitted by "stranger"
As a background in WW2 the nazi's were called the 3rd Reich. If in fact they were to fail in their endeavor to take over the world a type of backup plan was to take place. This plan called for the thinkers of the great nazi empire to disperse across the globe and gain footholds in both the economy and politics. After winning over innocent idealist and lunatics alike they would once again rise to power and be known as the 4th Reich. This takes you up to date.

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I feel compelled to share this with everyone at 2dp,
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but not just in a post because this is simply too bizzar!

 From a CS Server to Word Dominator!
 07.24.02
- Submitted by "Anal Bleeding"
And so it begins, 2 Dark Park is taking yet another step forward into their plan to take over the world. They all started out with a little CS server. Who would know that in a couple of years, they will take over the world. From Counter-strike, to T-shirts, to sending in secret agents to take over the Government, 2 Dark Park, every body’s favorite group of guys and gals.

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This part will talk about the soon take over of the world and how 2 Dark Park will do it.
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With the power of space travel coming soon to a house near you.

 Ok. 3, 2, 1, Lets Jam
 07.21.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
 

I haven't had the pleasure to see this amazing show in some time now and the feeling of withdraw overcomes me wanting to see this series again from the beginning. When I first came across Cowboy Bebop on cartoon network's adult swim, I really didn't connect with it for some reason. After a few episodes getting used to the character plots and etc. I was hooked. Hooked hard. Mad with a sense of loss I was ready to dish out 500$ to satisfy the need on the complete box set. Then baptizer stepped into the picture giving words of wisdom. He notified me of a new 80$ box set being released. Thank Heaven.


 

Here are some Cowboy Bebop downloads I picked up along the way.
  Video (mpeg) - 22MB - Mixed with "Yesterday" from the Beatles
  "Tank!" The opening theme - 5MB -
  "Real Folk Blues" The end credits - 6MB -
  "Words We Couldn't Say" Misc song - 3MB -
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If you are a fan of Cowboy Bebop then you know exactly what I'm talkin about.

 The Grand Opening of the 2dP F'in Stores
 07.21.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
We would like to announce the grand opening of the 2dP F'in Stores. You now can own a piece of 2dP heritage in your own home and on your body. The prices are reasonable if you compare our prices with your local mall stores. Super saving! Did I say saving? YES! Super Saving! All money gained from the sales of items will go to the 2dP's host and for postage expenses for those secret shipments some of our regular members have come to love and enjoy. So don't let this pass you by! Take a peak today!

The following stores are open for business.
2dP's F'in Store
2dP's F'in Store n2

By popular demand Mango the cat has three stores.
2dP's Mango F'in Store
2dP's Mango F'in Store n2
2dP's Mango F'in Store n3
 
Mango Mouse Pad

Items currently in the shop may be pulled off the shelf at any given time. Items may be added at any given time.

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Would you like to see a certain shirt? Let us know.

 Some Might Call It Coincidence
 07.19.02
- Submitted by "andrew northern"
 
Some might call it a coincidence, but I like to call it a conspiracy. With all the rumors circling about in the white house and the pentagon, one might start to think about things a little differently. My inside sources say that there is a sting operation set to take place on the 2dP fortress. Don't worry the loyal harpy's have already taken care of this. But even if things were to surface about the truth and the origin of 2dP no one would believe it and most importantly no one would be able to decipher it. For only the l337 few know the secrets that lie inside........THE COOKBOOK!

Don't believe me???? Check it out yourself!
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/pilotgearsw/2dpcookbook.html
Using the super stealth plane which also doubles as a sharp shooting reconnaissance tool for the military I found this picture of "THE COOKBOOK" through a window in the 2dP fortress.(see attached)

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Don't worry the loyal harpy's have already taken care of this.

 A Little History From Some Far Off Distant Super......
 07.16.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
On a quiet back road in 1995, I drove past the carcass of a dead deer and thought to myself..."this deer had hopes and dreams. He lived a life short lived, but accomplished so much. Did this deer realize the concept of time. Did he realize he lived 5 years or were these 5 years a eternity for this animal." So began the long road to 2 dark Park. Lets back up to the beginning.

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Used the latest in cut and paste technology to create a ...
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Like a knight of hair and carrying the sword of god himself he appeared out from the woods.

 Title 17 / Chapter 5 / Sec. 501
 07.11.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
 

As well as you all know copyright infringement is a frightening scenario when your the victim of nothing more then free advertisement for someone's else's material. Lets say for example, Star Wars. What if George Lucas woke up on the wrong side of the falcon and decided to release his brief case hounds on every website on the net today. Oh lord, the devastation would be comparable to world war II. Millions of Star Wars fans who express there joy of something they grew up on..raped.

I really don't see Lucas ever doing this (free advertisement), but I really do see this happening with hobo john in the gutter who thinks his trailer trash site is something great enough to sue someone else for taking his stuff. John is a fictional character, he really doesn't exist.

I see the copyright wars approaching like a storm rippin ass through a small grocery store totally filled with little old grannies eating produce as they walk past the shelving.
Its a grim vision, yes indeed.

 

You might have noticed the background of 2dP you have all come to love and enjoy these past several months. To tell you the truth this background was pillaged during a background image raid. Me and my crew dropped down into the row boats from ropes hung from the deck of the ship, 2dP. My navigator kept a close eye on the target for many nights. This night was prime for the sneak and pillage tactics of the old ways. Four men paddled the small vessel creeping ever so slowly to the port of gamespot. All was quiet.

Once we reached shore we disembarked and ripped the background from its wall and escaped back to 2dP where the image was hung high and proud. Arrr matey. If you look real close on gamespots front page there is a little image rip. Go see. The image on the left is the actual rip from gamespots background.

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Title 17 / Chapter 5 / Sec. 501

 I Feel Much Better Now
 07.08.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
The devil entered the room with a grin and took it all away. He spoke "I take it all away". And in a split second the 2dP forums laid in ashes along the side of the road blowing in the black wind. When the hour looked its darkest some almighty deity from another dimension appeared granting wishes. "We want the forums back". The deity cocked his head and snapped his fingers. "It is done."

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Someone got shot at the dance hall. Once the blood was cleaned the dancing commenced.

 The World May Have Exploded Today
 07.08.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
For reason yet to be discovered the forums have hit a snag. How big is this snag? Think 9/11. Bap and I are going through what could have happened with our host. Its pretty much a flip of the coin right now. One side being everything is ok. The other, everything is totally gone. Doomsday. When I first heard word of this I stared at a wall for a few minutes in shock and disbelief. Time will tell. Always expect the worst and always blame the story thread.

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I only wish :(

 2dP T-Shirt Showcase Volume One
 07.04.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
The first rough prints of the 2 dark Park T-shirts have been released. More are on the way from the design team. If you would like to create your own design for a 2dP T-shirt please post your style in the forums at the thread provided below. Wrinkle free.

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Enter the showcase.
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To design the thing that hangs behind the once thought after memory called time.
 
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