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2002- Jo Jo Juice July
Paulina
Is My Name
07.30.02
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Submitted by "Doughboy" |
| Ok,
here's the story my friends. Last Night on reg's,
I put my name as Paulina, simmy put his at death_beetle
and fons put his as *_*. They started to hit on
me just for fun. But then prophet logs on, he
starts hitting on me hard-core style. Oh yea,
he gave me his IM. So I met him....hehe.... |
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the conversation.
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But
then prophet logs on, he starts hitting on me hard-core
style. |
The
First Items Have Arrive
07.26.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
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The
first items have arrive here at the fortress
and I must say these came out better then I
expected. The fabric is to die for! Forget what
images are on them, just feel the fabric. What's
more exciting is when the fabric is touching
your skin. Also, these shirts will block all
that nasty radiation geminating from the sun
and has been tested in our laboratory to reduce
the amount of hair loss on your back. Now that's
a plus right ladies? Why does it do this? Who?
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Lets
go get a closer look at these anti-radioactive fabric
blockers.
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This
will take you to the T-shirts thread. |
The
Third Day
07.25.02
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Submitted by "stranger" |
| As
a background in WW2 the nazi's were called the
3rd Reich. If in fact they were to fail in their
endeavor to take over the world a type of backup
plan was to take place. This plan called for the
thinkers of the great nazi empire to disperse
across the globe and gain footholds in both the
economy and politics. After winning over innocent
idealist and lunatics alike they would once again
rise to power and be known as the 4th Reich. This
takes you up to date. |
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feel compelled to share this with everyone at 2dp,
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but
not just in a post because this is simply too bizzar! |
Ok.
3, 2, 1, Lets Jam
07.21.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
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I haven't had the pleasure to see this amazing
show in some time now and the feeling of withdraw
overcomes me wanting to see this series again
from the beginning. When I first came across
Cowboy Bebop on cartoon network's adult swim,
I really didn't connect with it for some reason.
After a few episodes getting used to the character
plots and etc. I was hooked. Hooked hard. Mad
with a sense of loss I was ready to dish out
500$ to satisfy the need on the complete box
set. Then baptizer stepped into the picture
giving words of wisdom. He notified me of a
new 80$ box set being released. Thank Heaven.
Here are some Cowboy Bebop downloads I picked
up along the way.
Video
(mpeg) - 22MB
- Mixed with "Yesterday" from
the Beatles
"Tank!"
The opening theme - 5MB
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"Real
Folk Blues" The end credits
- 6MB
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"Words
We Couldn't Say" Misc song
- 3MB
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If
you are a fan of Cowboy Bebop then you know exactly
what I'm talkin about. |
The
Grand Opening of the 2dP F'in Stores
07.21.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
We
would like to announce the grand opening of the 2dP
F'in Stores. You now can own a piece of 2dP heritage
in your own home and on your body. The prices are reasonable
if you compare our prices with your local mall stores.
Super saving! Did I say saving? YES! Super Saving! All
money gained from the sales of items will go to the
2dP's host and for postage expenses for those secret
shipments some of our regular members have come to love
and enjoy. So don't let this pass you by! Take a peak
today!
Items currently in the shop may be pulled off
the shelf at any given time. Items may be added
at any given time. |
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Would
you like to see a certain shirt? Let us know. |
Some
Might Call It Coincidence
07.19.02
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Submitted by "andrew northern" |
Some
might call it a coincidence, but I like to call it a
conspiracy. With all the rumors circling about in the
white house and the pentagon, one might start to think
about things a little differently. My inside sources
say that there is a sting operation set to take place
on the 2dP fortress. Don't worry the loyal harpy's have
already taken care of this. But even if things were
to surface about the truth and the origin of 2dP no
one would believe it and most importantly no one would
be able to decipher it. For only the l337 few know the
secrets that lie inside........THE
COOKBOOK!
Don't believe me???? Check it out yourself!
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/pilotgearsw/2dpcookbook.html
Using the super stealth plane which also doubles as
a sharp shooting reconnaissance tool for the military
I found this picture of "THE
COOKBOOK" through a window in the 2dP fortress.(see
attached)
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Don't
worry the loyal harpy's have already taken care of this. |
Title
17 / Chapter 5 / Sec. 501
07.11.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
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As
well as you all know copyright infringement
is a frightening scenario when your the victim
of nothing more then free advertisement for
someone's else's material. Lets say for example,
Star Wars. What if George Lucas woke up on the
wrong side of the falcon and decided to release
his brief case hounds on every website on the
net today. Oh lord, the devastation would be
comparable to world war II. Millions of Star
Wars fans who express there joy of something
they grew up on..raped.
I really don't see Lucas ever doing this (free
advertisement), but I really do see this happening
with hobo john in the gutter who thinks his
trailer trash site is something great enough
to sue someone else for taking his stuff. John
is a fictional character, he really doesn't
exist.
I see the copyright wars approaching like a
storm rippin ass through a small grocery store
totally filled with little old grannies eating
produce as they walk past the shelving.
Its
a grim vision, yes indeed.
You
might have noticed the background of 2dP you
have all come to love and enjoy these past several
months. To tell you the truth this background
was pillaged during a background image raid.
Me and my crew dropped down into the row boats
from ropes hung from the deck of the ship, 2dP.
My navigator kept a close eye on the target
for many nights. This night was prime for the
sneak and pillage tactics of the old ways. Four
men paddled the small vessel creeping ever so
slowly to the port of gamespot. All was quiet.
Once we reached shore we disembarked and ripped
the background from its wall and escaped back
to 2dP where the image was hung high and proud.
Arrr matey. If you look real close on gamespots
front page there is a little image rip. Go see.
The image on the left is the actual rip from
gamespots background.
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I
Feel Much Better Now
07.08.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
The
devil entered the room with a grin and took it all away.
He spoke "I take it all away". And in a split
second the 2dP forums laid in ashes along the side of
the road blowing in the black wind. When the hour looked
its darkest some almighty deity from another dimension
appeared granting wishes. "We want the forums back".
The deity cocked his head and snapped his fingers. "It
is done."
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Someone
got shot at the dance hall. Once the blood was cleaned
the dancing commenced. |
The
World May Have Exploded Today
07.08.02
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Submitted by "NandP" |
For
reason yet to be discovered the forums have hit a snag.
How big is this snag? Think 9/11. Bap and I are going
through what could have happened with our host. Its
pretty much a flip of the coin right now. One side being
everything is ok. The other, everything is totally gone.
Doomsday. When I first heard word of this I stared at
a wall for a few minutes in shock and disbelief. Time
will tell. Always expect the worst and always blame
the story thread.
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I only wish :( |
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