Archive- 2002- Saliva September Salutations

 Children of the Night
 09.27.02
- Submitted by "stranger"
I rushed down dimly lit street only to be met by a wall of people. They all wanted the same thing, the same thing as me, to be enveloped in the warm glow of what was inside. We were like moths drawn to the flame. The smell of brackish tobacco smoke and hoards of perfume fluttered around our heads as we waited. A chilling breeze thought it might ruin our night but it only left us invigorated. Nothing would ruin my night, it was rave night.

More: I looked at my watch it was now 4:17 AM
Comments: I guess it was still a bit too early to answer my posing riddles.

 Paying to Vote
 09.26.02
- Submitted by "skywarp"
Ah, the off-year elections...these are the elections politicians love. It's when the people with new ideas and a "naive" sense of purpose sit down in resignation instead of stand up to be counted. The president won't be elected this year but a lot of senators who will be in office for 6 years afterwards will. Whether you support the current government or are pushing for change, remember that your vote is the only thing you really get for your taxpayer money. That's right, count all the things the government has given you besides parking tickets and speeding tickets and income tax. Your vote ends up costing you a hell of a lot and if you don't use it that's like flushing your money down the toilet.

Off-year elections have a startlingly low turnout in this country as compared to presidential elections. In the 2000 election almost 69.5 percent of eligible citizens were registered to vote. And of those 70 percent, 85.5 percent actually voted (over 120 million). But in 1998, another off-year election, only 62 percent registered to vote and of those, only 67 percent actually voted (83 million). In most states, you've got to register to vote 30 days before the election. October 6th is fast approaching, so make sure you are registered. For more info on how to register or check your registration status, I suggest going to http://www.insuredemocracy.com and I also suggest you tell all your friends in case they've forgotten. All you do is print out a form, fill it out and mail it in. Doh, the government just made another 37 cents off you, but it was for a good cause - your opinion!

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Comments: October 6th is fast approaching

 Robotech : Battle Cry
 09.22.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
 
When I first heard news of Robotech Battle Cry in production years ago I was awe struck. Some of you may have played some robotech games for various console systems throughout the years, but did you enjoy them? I really didn't. I'm pretty sure that will all change when R:BC is released. I was a bit surprised and thankful that the designers are using cell art similar to the old show from the 80's. This will give a grand sense of reminisce of actually being in the cartoon. Another nice addition is the actor voices. I can imagine hearing Lisa Hayes lay down the air space regulations and Roy Fokker training in the tutorial. Now if I could only be Rand in the third generation and reach reflex point. Sigh.
More: Robotech Battle Cry Trailer - Screenshot Battle One - Screenshot Battle Two
Comments: Are you planning on purchasing this game?

 The Island of Black Death
 09.21.02
- Submitted by "G"
 
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Comments: The island

 Rude
 09.20.02
- Submitted by "jack"
Sometimes I wonder about those girls that come to hang out with us. Some of them end up sitting around and talking to each other most of the time. Every time I have an itching desire to ask them what they get out of this whole thing. I mean none of us ever has sex with any of them, what else do they want? So when I'm about to ask them, I stop and ponder if that's such a good thing to do. What if they get offended when I ask "Excuse me, .....

More: Excuse me, .....
Comments: Even if I was to run out into the woods in the middle of nowhere to once and for all find out.

 The Pleh Effect
 09.20.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
Title: The Pleh Effect
Size: 2.20mb
Length: Two min.
Subject: Something involving bugs
Parental Rating: Head trauma clip
 
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Comments: Turn around, what do you see? nothing really, only me, flying high, ill be back, could you...

 When You Hear Greenville South Carolina, What Comes To Mind?
 09.17.02
- Submitted by "NagaoDono"
You're probably thinking of a growing urban cultural center settled amongst some of this nation's most beautiful mountains, sweet tea at sunset with family and loved ones, or perhaps even the lush woods and abundant wildlife. Well you're wrong, bitch.

More: The only thing to identify with Greenville is a big Texas style belt buckle on the center of the.......
Comments:  As is now a custom we'd found the self-proclaimed sheperds calling to the bleating masses.

 Mr. Young Democrat Boy
 09.16.02
- Submitted by "jack"
Hey you
Out there on the road
Always doing what you're told
Can you help me?
Hey you
Out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall
Can you help me?
Hey you
Don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall
-Pink Floyd

 

So you think you’re free, huh? You think you are Mr. Young Democrat Capitalist Boy, with the world on your plate and a universe of opportunities ahead of you. Your whole life is ahead of you, you can make a career, get rich, have a wife, have some kids, you CAN live the American Dream(no matter what part of the world you live in). And as you pull yourself away from the TV commercials that tell you that, yes, you too can be popular with white teeth and super-modern jeans(all for a oh-so-low price of $39.95), you snap out your fantasy and realize that if you don’t leave now you’re going to be late for work again(how you hate that deep-fryer); your bitch boss is going to kick you out and you’re going to have to spend another eternity looking for a piece-of-shit wage-slave job(after all, you need money for booze and drugs).

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Comments: Mr. Young Democrat Capitalist Boy

 The Lost Tapes of NandP - ( girl vs girl part 1 )
 09.14.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
 
Title: girl vs girl part 1
Size: 459kb
Length: Three min. of a 15min series
Subject: Girl vs Girl phone conflict
Parental Rating: Vulgar language

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Comments: If you slap two pancakes together and apply lipstick, could be some fun there.

 Satan Isa Bunny ... he just can't get that damn turtle
 09.14.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
Title: Satan Isa Bunny
Size: 2.87mb
Length: Two min.
Subject: Tribulation Trumpets
Parental Rating: 8-bit porn included
 
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Comments: I wonder if jesus asked for ID when he passed out all that whine that was water, now whine.

 The Year One Celebration of Captivity
 09.08.02
- Submitted by "NandP"
Title: Year One
Size: 7mb
Length: Three min. or something like that.
Subject: One year celebration of captivity
Parental Rating: +3=
 
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Comments: The moon will turn a crimson red and the fish will wash ashore. Many will despise money.

 I've Often Thought of This. I Have No Idea Why. But I Do.
 09.03.02
- Submitted by "knubs"
Imagine waking up one day and its the end. You are witnessing the end of life. What do you do? What have you done? It's then you've wasted your life. Done nothing you wanted to do with it. Your existence is to become null in a matter of seconds. And there is nothing you can do to stop it.

More: It's coming.
Comments: I've often thought of this. I have no idea why. But I do.

 
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