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Please Wait Wendy
01.31.03
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Submitted by "simatta" |
LOADING,
PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Denny's.
You say, 'Hail Denny's hostess'
Denny's hostess says 'Hello, Tom. Welcome
to Denny's. [Smoking] or [non-smoking]?'
You say, 'non-smoking'
You say, 'I would like non-smoking please'
You say, 'what about non-smoking'
Denny's hostess says 'Right this way, please.'
You are out of food
and drink.
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NO
LOADING, NO WAIT
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You
have entered 2 dark Park |
The
Day In The Life of a Critter?
01.31.03
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Submitted by "critter" |
| Arriving
from the walk I was giving my dog, I thought
for a minute. As I walked him, I heard the wind
blowing, in a circle-like swooshing motion.
But I felt a presence of it...As if wind was
some sort of glitch in the different worlds
that are in being. Maybe its crossing paths.
The whole "solar system" thing is
a joke, a photograph......... |
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But
it's just a rambling.
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Some
form of amusement, mixed with some feelings of accomplishment. |
AH,
Remember DOOM?
01.26.03
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Submitted by "l33tfreak" |
| Ah,
remember Doom? That was so fun. Such a classic
and so simple, yet it entertained millions.
Now
look at what we have in today's gaming society.
I look at Unreal Tournament 2003's mod lineup
and I see more than 30 Counter-strike clones.
Well, most of them say "please note we
are not copying Counter-strike we will utilize
vehicles, realism, more weapons, more this,
more that, monkies, bigger explosions, etc......
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And
remember the top-down view fighter games?
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How
can we combine simplicity with realism? |
The
Neverhood
01.23.03
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Submitted by "critter" |
Must
have been around...1998, when I first saw this
masterpiece of a game. As a young kid I was
a huge fan of the great adventure games made
by Sierra and a few other companies. You know,
old adventure games, like Loom, King's Quest,
Full Throttle, and countless others. Well this
one stood out...The Never hood. Imagine - an
adventure game that puts you into another world...A
world made entirely out of clay, and you play
the role of the character "klayman"
who is in a world of his imagination.
A job made by Dreamworks
Interactive and directing by Steven Spielberg,
this game is wonderful. It pits you in this
other world and you have puzzles to figure out,
tasks to complete, and a lot of things. It is
very challenging, and is known to be addictive.
Although it's very different from the action-paced
online hardcore games of today, this one is
unique. And unfortunately, no more of many adventure
games will be published anymore. The whole adventure
genre has collapsed since FPSs were released. |
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But
anyways, the Neverhood is a MUST play game,
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and
it is highly recommended. I give it 9.5/10. |
May
The Force Be With You . . . For Me To Poop On
01.07.03
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Submitted by "NandP" |
| I
was visiting the Star Wars Galaxies forums the
other night and found a link to a hilarious
bit from The Conan O'Brian Show. Yes it has
the little dog puppet, star wars fanatics, and
spock. Enjoy. :) |
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See
the poop, feel the poop, be the poop 18mb
(right
click - save as)
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I
am not poop |
2
dark Park . . . Such A Wonderful Place
01.05.03
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Submitted by "critter" |
| The
internet is a resource that we all obviously
use. Some, more than others, and in different
ways. But in my opinion, the internet's true
forte is communication, but more specifically,
2dP. In
real physical life, I've found that its harder
to just talk about things with people, because
so much of this world is shallow. Sickeningly
shallow. As soon as you make visual contact
with another person, you make an immediate
inference about them. That's fine, we're all
human.
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2
dark Pork
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spreading
joy and love through every vessel and every blood
cell still intact from the 1970s |
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