Day 1 : A World of Kings

Narrator To collect and digest data and information concerning the multifaceted real estate industry and market, and to conduct objective research studies that provide insight into solutions to problems confronting the real estate industry today.

Narrator The primary numbers show that the bodies of people who are absolutely homeless is quite small, likely less than a dozen of eggs. However, this is largely because those who find themselves homeless must leave the panet due to a lack of basic needs. There is one bomb shelter which is for men only and one hole home for women. Both facilities are stretched beyond maximum capacity and need considerable repair. There are no services for families and those with disabilities. In most cases bodies are forced to relocate to the moon or the red planet where the services do exist, away from family, friends and other support gas.

Narrator The escalating cost of housing on the Earth has placed a greater demand on the City's stock of 7,408 non-market housing units. The buying list for these units stands at over 9,343 homeholes. This number will likely grow given the currently economic climate and the fact that there are already 9,999 families in on the Earth living below the crust.


NandP See the TV I picked up at the yard sale? It was a steal for only 120 bucks.
Baptizer Check out this chair.
NandP Take a look at the TV first.
Baptizer NO, look at this chair!
NandP It has 13 channels!
Baptizer The only thing it doesnt have is arm rests. But the color is fantastic.
NandP The guy even threw in the little table.
Baptizer Thats great, but check out this chair!
NandP I dont see a plug though.
Baptizer Its even got the rubber things on the legs. It'll leave those annoying dents int he carpet, but atleast it wont rip it.
NandP We'll get a better TV later with pay-per-porn. Ooooo nice chair.

Baptizer This table can suck my cock. Its to god damn ugly. Reminds me of grandmas table.
NandP Where did that come from? I didnt buy that.
Baptizer Well. It didnt magically appear now did it?
NandP Lets go burn it.
Baptizer What will we eat on?
NandP Hmmm, good point. I remember buying those chairs though.
Baptizer They dont match at all. What the hell were you thinking?
NandP Hey those bounce up and down like a rocking chair. We can bounce around while we wait for food.

NandP Did you buy this fridge? Truly fabulous Bap.
Baptizer Atleast it matches the table.
NandP The table had speckles though.
Baptizer They match.
NandP Hey lets turn the temperature up and watch the milk freeze.Baptizer Get the fuck outta here.
NandP What?
Baptizer A leg is broken on this table. Its slightly bent.
NandP Bent isnt broken.
Baptizer Well the damn thing is gonna break I tell you.