Day 2 : A Toilet Full of Skin : Page1

Baptizer Mmmmm vegies.....alittle lettace.....alittle carrots.......aaahhh......little bit a this and this. Gonna make the best damn salad a boy could make.
NandP Are you cookin those vegies?
Baptizer Why yes I am Nand.
NandP That stove is all messed up. Watch those burners.
Baptizer I'm a master cook. You wait till you taste this.
NandP Your cookin vegies right?
Baptizer Yep
NandP All the vegies?
Baptizer Yea why?
NandP I wanted a damn sandwich. What am I gonna use for lettace now.


Baptizer I left you a plate over there.
NandP Is that meat on your plate?
Baptizer Nope, its romaine
NandP What the hell is romaine?
Baptizer Its a form of lettace.
NandP Oh, well I dont like romaine lettace.
Baptier Then don't eat the romaine. You can eat around it though.
NandP But the romaine touched the rest of the food.
Baptizer Shut the hell up.
NandP Im orderin pizza.
Baptizer With what?
NandP Ive got a stash.
Baptizer How big is this stash?
NandP Eat my ass , lord dick.
Baptizer Hows the romaine?
NandP I hate romaine.

Baptizer You know what bro, I really hate boats.
NandP I always wanted a boat.
Baptizer Well I hate em.
NandP You gotta drop your load on a boat if you really wanna love boats.
Baptizer What type of load? Oil, weapons, or : whats that thing called?
NandP Whores?
Baptizer Noooo, not those.
NandP Kiddie Porn?
Baptier Real or digital?
NandP Digital , real is illegal. Thats one supply and demand product that is really supplied.
Baptizer Theres a demand for kiddie porn?
NandP Lotta old guys. Someone gotta like it or it wouldnt be illegal.
Baptizer Like drugs?
NandP People like em, they will will buy em.
Baptizer We need wall paper.

NandP (crunch crunch crunch)
Baptizer Crunchy romaine aye?
NandP I really hate romaine.
Baptizer HEY, they invented rubber things that go on your prick?
NandP (crunch crunch) what? (crunch)
Baptizer We dont these those now do we.
NandP Did you hear something?
Baptizer Nope.
NandP We need bug spray.
Baptizer Ok
NandP God damnit i hear somthing!
Baptizer All I hear is a strange bell.
NandP Exactly! Me too.

Korzal Anyone in der. Yo open up. I need some fuckin butta you bitches. You got like to the count of 5 to open dis door before I smash my fist in tdis here awood. Im agonna say a five....a four.....you think i'm just kiddin around do ya....and a tree. Now lets make that a two0o0o0. Ok now itz dime to show ya new guys how old Korzal treats new people in dis here my territory.

NandP Who was out there?
Baptizer He ran off.
NandP He ran off?
Baptizer Yea (shrugs)
NandP Bro, your thingies hangin out.
Baptizer Jesus god!
NandP Don't worry I didnt see a thing.
Baptizer Huh?
NandP you done eating?
Baptizer I've been done.
NandP I think I see him out there.
Baptizer Who?
NandP That muscle guy.


Korzal You chicky babies are gonna ru da day for lettin old korzal out in the cold like dis.

Baptizer Arrrrrruuuuuuggghhhhhh uuuuuuuggg
NandP To much cheese!
Baptizer Aaaaasshhhuurtt up

Baptizer what you doin?
NandP Wondering whats behind this door.
Baptizer Possibly a room.
NandP You think?
Baptizer Possible.
NandP Afuck it

NandP You need a tickle is all.
Baptizer Get your hands off me you fruity octopuss. Put your tenticles some where else!
NandP Acome ooooonnnn
Baptizer Stop right the hell now!

Baptizer I like girls you. Like a proper american.
NandP So true, the bible says god will send all homosexuals to the fire tub of hell.
Baptizer Did he really?
NandP He told moses on the mountain.
Baptizer Your makin that up.
NandP The TV actually told me that.
Baptizer I noticed girls look alot better on TV.
NandP They talk to damn much though.jabba jabba jabba.
Baptizer So god really said that on TV?
NandP Some dude had a dress on and was wearin a frompy hat. He was speaking, but god was using him.
Baptizer Just done touch me, ok.
NandP Ok