Day 2 : A Toilet Full of Skin : Page2

NandP I'll just leave this here for someone to clean up. Why should I clean up my own messes.

Baptizer Get the hell outta here. Im gonna take a shower.
NandP I gotta piss.
Baptizer Well piss later.
NandP Where you want me to piss?
Baptizer I dont give a shit where. Were you going to piss in this shower?
NandP I never piss in the shower.
Baptizer Whats up with this hair?
NandP I shaved my ass in there.
Baptizer You shaved your what?

NandP Im callin mom and dad. Youve gone to far.
Baptizer I cant hear you.
NandP I said im callin .........Blah.

filthy
adj 1: disgustingly dirty; filled or smeared with offensive matter; "as filthy as a pigsty"; "a foul pond"; "a nasty pigsty of a room" [syn: foul, nasty] 2: vile; despicable; "a dirty (or lousy) trick"; "a filthy traitor" [syn: dirty, lousy] 3: (informal) thoroughly unpleasant; "filthy (or foul or nasty or vile) weather we're having" [syn: foul, nasty, vile] 4: characterized by obscenity; "had a filthy mouth"; "foul language"; "smutty jokes"

sloppy
adj 1: lacking neatness or order; "a sloppy room"; "sloppy habits" 2: marked by great carelessness; "a most haphazard system of record keeping"; "slapdash work"; "slipshod spelling"; "sloppy workmanship"

NandP I really hope Bap likes the new stuff I bought. Can you hear me? Hello? Ok you come back later.

Baptizer Luke skywalker never did dishes. There is so much ass in here its blocking my view of the real world.

NandP WTH!
Baptizer Whats the matter?
NandP Damn TV turned on.
Baptizer I turned it on earlier.
NandP You know im tryin to sleep here?
Baptizer Didnt think of it. To loud?
NandP Yes, so turn it off.
Baptizer Its almost over.
NandP Lets go pick up some sluts and show em the new stuff.


Baptizer Did you leave the door open?
NandP You locked it right?
Baptizer Did we have insurance?
NandP I think so.
Baptizer Lets call uncle waters

NandP Atleast Uncle Sam let us borrow his trailor.
Baptizer We are now officially redknecks.
NandP Like Kid Rock?
Baptizer Thats white trash you moron.

NandP Whats up. Put her there friend.
Worth My names Worth
NandP Well, how ya doin. Want some romaine lettace?
Worth I hate lettace.
NandP Come on in. Were lookin at porn.
Worth Sure thing.
Baptizer Whats with the getup?
Worth Its a long story, but it involves a wedding, a freak electrical storm, and the birth of strange mechanical doomsday device.
NandP How pleasent. Come on in. Your last name isnt LLes is it? I think its russian.
Worth truthfully my middle initial is A and last name Notinmuch.
NandP Your not a fruit basket are you?
Worth Ummm no, but I make fruit baskets for a hobby.
NandP In plastic right?
Worth Shrink wrap mostly. Plastic melts to fast.


NandP Come back I wasnt done talkin.
Worth Hi im worth.
Baptizer have a seat. Want some romaine?
Worth Do I loo like a brontosoraus?
Baptizer With some make up I can do wonders.
Worth Wanna buy my sister?
Baptizer We would need a lawyer for that.
Worth Well, I do have her pink slip, If you wanna see it.
Baptizer Will it fit me?
Worth What?
Baptizer Her slip.
Worth Can I size you?
Baptizer No
NandP Worth!

Baptizer She got a big but?
Worth You hate big buts?
Baptizer Big nuts? She has nuts?
Worth No buts.
Baptizer Ohhhh, Hey you like sailing?
Worth They used to call me Captain Worth in sailing school.
Baptizer You win any awards?
Worth Naaaa, I got my instructor pregnant and now shes run off to france to become some ani-american bitch.

Baptizer HOLY HELL. FIRE DOWN BELOW. Grab some buckets.

Worth Bap i better be going. you look like you got your hands full.
NandP Stay the night!
Worth I have to feed my gorillas in the morning.
Baptizer Well..........cya
NandP Goodnight, later


Worth Cya guys
Baptizer You sellin any cars?
Worth I can get you one if you want.
NandP Come on fire man get that shit!
Baptizer Excuse me fireman im tryin to talk over here.

NandP Gimmie a tikle baptizer!
Baptizer Get the fuck off me your ass.
Worth You guys together?
Baptizer NOOoooo were brothers.
NandP Come here.....
Baptizer Look , Over there!
NandP Huh?

NandP AAhhh food!
baptizer Come over anytime worth.
Worth Ok , cya

Baptizer We got robbed last today.
Worth No shit? Some one stole my dog. Im gonna kill those fuckers who took her.
NandP We need a dog bap.
Baptizer They stole our whole damn house.
Worth Ill keep a look out for it. it might have got sucked into a multi parallel portal from some distant realm of non fucktioning machines in search of the true all powerful technology to continue there race to far off distant planets.
Baptizer Ok cya.

Baptizer Zzzzz right there, yea. You know it asslips.
NandP ZzzzzZzzzz your gonna eat it and like it snnnnooorre.

NandP Dont talk to me!
Baptizer How come?
NandP You totally ignored me last night with Worth.
Baptizer Hes our new neighbor we have to be friendly.
NandP Shut-up. Lets go.
Baptizer Coming. We need to get some frozen pretzels for tonight.
NandP Good idea.