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Day
1.5 : The Short Little Quick
Pinch
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NandP:
We really need a change in occupation bap.
Baptizer: Telling people
what hasnt happened to them yet is nice though. You
have to admit.
NandP: True, but I told
some guy his wife was going to cut off his pecker.
Baptizer:
What! The manual clearly stated not to give negative
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NandP:
I know. Not sure why I told him that. Just came out
bad.
Baptizer: Maybe we both
should look for better jobs. Something with a more promoting
level of promotional level structure.
NandP: Yea. Lets look tomorrow.
My mind is killing me.
Baptizer:
I know what you mean. Reaching to the vastness of the
netherworld in search of future predictions for people
with no present.....so taunting. |
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NandP:
let me take a quick look for a new job.
Baptizer: We already looked
at that. Its old.
NandP: It doesnt hurt to
take another look. We may have missed something.
Baptizer:
Do what you like. Im going to take a shower. You called
those installers before we left right? For the bathroom?
NandP:
Yea. They should be here any minute.
Baptizer:
I best hurry and get cleaned up.
NandP:
They will probably do it while your
in there. These installers are not really shy.
Baptizer:
They might not be shy, but I really dont want them peaking
at my purple penis monster in the shower. Wanna see
it?
NandP:
Um.. no thanks. its really purple?
Baptizer:
Yea. Wonder if it tastes like grape soda.
NandP:
Well when you get a head job you let me know ok?
Baptizer:
No problem. I bettter hurry. |
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Baptizer:
Hello? Is that you NandP?
NandP:
....Ddddoiooonttt bebebe shshhhy.....
Baptizer:
Hello?
NandP:
...Hhhesess iininnn ththteee shshsowee...
Baptizer:
What the hell is he doing.
NandP:
...hhhooohwwww mmmmuuccchhh?,...
Baptizer:
Man. Look at this purple beast. I don't know if
im cursed or blessed with this massive thing. Bless
it be to god for such a crazy miracle. I really wish
NandP kept that sword. For some reason I cannot view
my own reflection. This has me tripled worried about
my face being how NandP has descibed it. Can it be
I will be cursed with a face of a monster and blessed
with a penis the size of king kongs. Plus its purple.
I touch my face and it feels normal. Does my touch
define my vision? So many questions and so little
options to answer them with. I must find a way to
see my face! There must!
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Baptizer:
"'jimmy crapped corn and I dont care. Timmy left
a fart and it smells like corn.""
Baptizer:
"'I wish I had a monkey, I wish I hadddd a monkey.
The monkey ate the turle. I really dont give a damn.
Oh monkey oh monkey. Where did my pretty monkey goooooo.
Monkey brains"" |
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Baptizer:
NandP! When....Damn...they are a quiet crew.
NandP:
What was that!
Baptizer:
I was saying about how fast the crew put this door in!
NandP:
If your going to speak to me It would be better if we
were in the same room.
Baptizer:
Where are the towels!
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Baptizer:
So when did they finish
this?
NandP:
After you went in and before you go out.
Baptizer:
Oh. Damn they were quiet.
NandP:
They were migets no less. Ninja Migets.
Baptizer:
With little tool belts?
NandP:
Yea. Each one had there name on their belt buckles.
Baptizer:
Interesting.
NandP:
You say something?
Baptizer:
Yes.
NandP:
I didnt hear you.
Baptizer:
Your
standing right infront of me. Going deaf?
NandP:
Screw off.
Baptizer:
id
like to brap with you about these migets, but its getting
late and I need my beauty sleep.
NandP:
HA!.....good luck.
Baptizer:
Atleast I dont smell like a friggin miget.
NandP:
Now your talkin nonsense. Those migets smalled great.
Heavy on the BO. Little BOs |
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Baptizer:
Were you watching the migets the whole time?
NandP:
Yea, I think I may have watched tv alittle.
Baptizer:
Well....Those little bastards stole my boiled lettuce.
NandP:
Nah.....I gave that to them. It tasted like shit bap.
Baptizer:
Time for sleep. If I hear you snoring again tonight
im sliting your throat. OK?
NandP:
No problem.
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