Baptizer:Who is making
all that noise! NandP:
You say something! Baptizer:Shut the hell
up. There is something out here! NandP:
Oh, ok!
Baptizer:What the hell
is this!! NANDP! GET OUT HERE!
Baptizer:Look what I found NandP:
Whats up? Baptizer: I found a strange
black barrier here. Take a look. NandP:
What the hell is that! Lets have a closer look.
Baptizer:Touch it. NandP:
Im not touching a strange black barrier Baptizer:Im not touching
it either. We should call someone about this though. NandP:
Are you sure?
Baptizer:We could be famous. NandP:
i'll go check the phone and see if we have any numbers. Baptizer:Don't call the
local police. They are friggin morons. NandP:
I'll call the FBI or Unsolved Mysteries.
Papergirl:
These two better pay for these damn papers I keep
dropping off. What happened the last time will not happen
this time. Paper paper paper. Ill give them a newspaper
they wont forget. Fuckin free loaders.
Baptizer:
What a nice
girl. Lets see whats in going on today in the world.
World War three. I hope someone wins. NandP:
You talkin to me! Baptizer:
NOOOoooo, shut up. NandP:
Oh ok. Baptizer:
Three headed baby gives birth to four headed whale.
Interesting. Dolphin researchers find ancient monolith
frozen at the north pole with santas face on it. Amazing.
I better go wank off.
Baptizer:
Hey there little fella. You lost? Corrupt
dog: Listen dipshit, I know you cant understand
me, but im definetly not lost and if I wanted to be
found you would be the last human I would want to take
me in. Baptizer:
So can you roll over boy? Corrupt
dog: I'll show you a roll over you fuck. Baptizer:
Want some treats? I think I have some inside. Corrupt
dog: Plllease....a treat. How bout a steak you
cheap ass. Baptizer:
So you wanna live with me and NandP? Corrupt
dog: Cry me a river. Over the mountain jordan.
What do you think ugly. Im happy just walkn around the
woods eating small prey. Screw yourself.
Baptizer:
let me give you alittle hug. Corrupt
dog: Ohhh come the hell on. You wanna give my
dirty ass, flea riddin, piece of smelly meat a hug.
Are you ok? Baptizer:
Do you have a collar buddy? Corrupt
dog: Do you eat your own shit? Baptizer:
Why dont you let baptizer give you some food and maybe
we can find you your parents. How bout it? Corrupt
dog: My parents lived in a trailer court with
betty and bob. I left that joint faster then flys on
dead wood that looked dead.
Baptizer:
You gonna like this. Corrupt
dog:
Actually that feels pretty good. Baptizer:
What a big dicky you have little doggy.
Baptizer:
You brought a friend? Corrupt
dog: This pussy cat is no friend of mine. Baptizer:
Animals love baptizer. Come here pretty kitty. Mud
cat: Whos this freak? Baptizer:
Let baptizer see your dicky too. Corrupt
dog: Do you like women human? Your starting to
worry me.
Baptizer:
Now I have two animals that love me. Corrupt
dog: You bite his balls and I'll go for his throat. Mud
cat: Im not going anywhere near his balls. Baptizer:
Ooohh my you have a big dicky too kitty kitty Corrupt
dog: Maybe we should just leave.
Baptizer:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA NandP:
What? Baptizer:
I found an apple.
Baptizer:
............................. NandP:
What are your plans today? Baptizer:
Nothing really. NandP:
Same here. Baptizer:
Wanna get drunk and rent some porn? NandP:
We dont own a VCR. Baptizer:
Wanna prank call the church? NandP:
And say what? Baptizer:
Could say our dogs needs a exorcisim. NandP:Thats
pretty funny.
Baptizer:
Cya. NandP:
Whats up tony! Put on your seat belt!
Baptizer:
I should go find a better job instead of sitting around
the house doing stupid ass choirs. I should go find
a better job so I can invest in a bigger toilet. King
size with a water peddle to flush with. I shoulda been
a coroner. i wonder whats on TV.
Baptizer:
""I'm a maniac. Maniac on the road. And i'm
dancin like ive always done before. Im a maniac maniac
on the frog and ive never slept with the pope till i
was born. Im a maniac maniac on the floor and when my
bathtub gets cleaned its all for the big toilet mechanic.!!""
Baptizer:OMG! I dick is about to explode. What the hell is
happening to me. Could this have something to do with
my blue bladder bag capacity for liquid waste. I better
do something quick before I loose all......
Baptizer:
I CAN"T BELIEVE THIS! I PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
Baptizer:
I was only 3 feet away from the toilet and I couldnt
even piss there. I hope nothing is wrong with my prostate.
I better clean this urine up before NandP gets home
from work. I never knew my piss smelled so bad. Oh well
tomorrow is another day.
